Food gone WAAAYYY wrong!!

Yesterday, I had a HUGE learning experience!! I'm at work and the girls are ordering out. So I decide that since I am able to eat seafood, that I want to have some crabcake balls.  Under doctors orders, I am not allowed to have ANYTHING fried. WHATSOEVER!!!  I did not realize that the crabcake balls would be fried; Im just thinking about they are seafood and I will be able to eat them. So when the food arrives, Im so EXCITED!!! :-D (yay I get to eat something else besides, eggs, canned chicken and tuna)

I get one of the crabcake balls and begin to eat the inside of it first. Just to taste it...(i've never had a crabcake before) They have mustard and a sweet/spicy sauce to go with it. My brain is on overload!!! I'm thinking YUMMY!! I like the inside so much that i began to eat the outside of it. (still not thinking that the outside is fried) The crabcake ball is GONE! I ate the whole thing; very tasty! My tastebuds are dancing in my mouth!!

Then it dawns on me......i think the outside was fried, the more i look at the other crabcake balls, now i KNOW they were fried.  In what????? Im not so sure. About 10 min after eating, i began to feel sick. Stomach is now doing the DOUGIE!!

My whole demeanor changes from HAPPY I ATE THE CRABCAKE BALLS.....to WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF!!!

My stomach begins to cramp like there's no tomorrow.  I feel like my intestins are packing up and getting ready to leave my body!! At this point the whole room now knows that KaSandra has eaten the WRONG thing!! There is a look of concern and OMG on their faces. I tell my supervisor that I need to go home. Not sure what lies ahead of me but I know for SURE that work is NOT  the place to handle the rest of this crisis.

IMMEDIATELY upon arriving home, I have a date with the THRONE!!! That food went right thru me!! I was not only sitting on the throne but also PRAYING to the throne!! LORDAY!!

Lesson learned.......NEVER, EVER, EVER, NEVER disobey doctors ORDERS!!!